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Such A Dirty Dirty Rockstar

"I lift you up like the sweetest angel,
I'll tear you down like a whore.
I will bury your god in my warm spit,
You'll be deformed in your porn
Rock star, yeah (you're such a dirty, dirty)
Rock star, yeah (dirty, dirty, dirty)"

Deformography by Marilyn Manson

Newest

Most recent shit to pop out of my diseased brain-case.

Favourites

Stuff by mah favorite arteests and stuff I just think looks kewl.

Friends

:icon1-800-alix: :iconacrosanti: :iconadrianacheros: :iconcarnivalchild: :iconnotobsessive: :iconohfaith-justfiction: :iconpica-hudsonia: :iconquimvaa: :iconrydenislove: :iconsonicfreak276: :icontehatomicmuffiness: :icontoshiro-shinobi:

Random Boredom Poll: Pick one. 

25%
5 deviants said Panic! At The Disco/The Young Veins
20%
4 deviants said The Beatles
15%
3 deviants said AFI
15%
3 deviants said Fall Out Boy
10%
2 deviants said Muse
10%
2 deviants said Cobra Starship
5%
1 deviant said Smashing Pumpkins
0%
No deviants said The Cab
0%
No deviants said Foxy Shazam
0%
No deviants said Deftones

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Quotes

Of course, if you really meant what you were trying to say, you would be implying that I had more than one dick. - Me

YOUR MOM IS AN EIGHT BALL. - Me

ZAP ME, BITCH. - Me

CAN I HAS A BANDAID? - My buddy, Raven

Dick awshward? - My buddy, Luke's mom. (She was trying to say "dish awkward".)

Someone that flexible and small would be great for sex. – ~CarnivalChild

Who was holding on to your ass? - ~CarnivalChild

At that point, it's no longer a question of writers block. It's a question of retelling that cool story that your inebriated companion slobbered into your lap. - Unknown

Brendon Urie: *laughs*
Ryan Ross: No, I'm serious.
Brendon: No, I was laughing at your foot.
Ryan: Oh. He thinks my shoes are funny.

Interviewer: Ryan, where do you get your scarves?
Brendon: Wait, no, this is- this is interesting.
Ryan: This is interesting, because I steal them from frodo- Frodoshoots.
Brendon: FRODO BAGGINS!
Ryan: From photoshoots. Yeah, I shoot only Lord of the Rings promos, it's this... weird side hobby.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: TEX-ASS, WHUT?
  • Interests: Boys and Girls, Art, Music, purposely misspelling stuff, crazy accents, and FOOKIN' UR SHEET UP
  • Favourite movie: Anything w/ Johnny Depp, Norman Reedus, Angelina Jolie, or Adam Sandler; Anything made by Tim Burton
  • Favourite band or musician: Check out mah scrobbles - http://www.last.fm/user/meiloslyther
  • Favourite genre of music: Whatever sounds good.
  • Favourite artist: My friends
  • Favourite poet or writer: I just like anything that's well written.
  • Favourite style of art: Anything that looks good.
  • Operating System: Mac OS X 10.5.5 "Leopard"
  • MP3 player of choice: I've got iTunes now... but I still like Windows Media Player
  • Wallpaper of choice: NAKED MEN... ESPECIALLY JOHNNY DEPP
  • Favourite game: Guitar Hero, Little Big Planet, Metal Gear Solid
  • Favourite gaming platform: Anything Nintendo (and sometimes Sony... XD)
  • Favourite cartoon character: Jack Skellington, GIR
  • Personal Quote: "THAT'S GAY PORN ON MY COMPUTER BEHIND ME." Story of my LIFE.
  • Tools of the Trade: Mechanical Pencil, Sketchbook, GIMP, Logitech trackball, Wacom Intuos 3

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Stereotypes

Journal Entry: Mon Nov 9, 2009, 1:01 AM
  • Mood: Suffering
  • Listening to: Living in the Shadows - Billy Talent
  • Reading: PRONZZZZZZ - IT'S LEGAL NAOW!
  • Playing: WITH MAHSELF XB
  • Drinking: Root Beer


My Compass Works Fine!

~ Obsessing over Panic slash.
~ LOLING AS HARD AS POSSIBLE.


I Know. Curious Isn't It?

Stolen meme is stolen. Done despite my hatred for stereotypes.

Outcast
[x] You don't have very many friends.
[ ] Often times, teachers forget your name.
[x] You were always picked last for kickball.
[x] You don't like to talk a lot.
[x] You tend to avoid mass social activities.
[x] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities.
[x] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[x] Your friends have blown you off before.
[ ] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[x] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you.
[x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.
[x] People don't find you friendly.
[x] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype.
[ ] You eat alone at lunch.
Total = 11

Scene Kid
[x] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.
[ ] You have a obsession with dinosaurs, robots, and Pokemon.
[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr.
[ ] People have called you scene before.
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace.
[x] You have a mirror pic.
[x] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of.
[x] You enjoy going to shows.
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
[ ] Your hair is multicolored.
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[x] You mosh. (Only to Altair, however.)
[x] You often mix vintage with modern.
[ ] Your deviantart picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene.
[x] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person.
[x] You take angled pictures of yourself.
[x] You enjoy photography.
Total = 9

Prep
[ ] You pop the collar.
[ ] You won't go near the "goths".
[x] you own at least one thing from a designer store.
[x] You are very clean cut.
[ ] You are squeamish.
[ ] People have called you preppy before.
[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume.
[ ] You have a lot of money.
[ ] You know who LC is.
[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[ ] One favorite stores are Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.
[ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.
[ ] [Girls] You carry a purse wherever you go.
[ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.
[ ] [Girls] You do not leave the house without make up.
[ ] You are content overall with how your life is going.
Total = 2

Band Geek
[x] You have played an instrument before.
[ ] You still play an instrument.
[ ] You are/were in regular Band.
[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band.
[ ] You are/were in Marching Band.
[ ] You've never dated anybody outside of Band.
[x] Most of your friends are in band.
[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.
[x] You enjoy listening to Classical music on occasion.
[ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major.
[ ] You've made out with somebody on a Band bus or at a Band competition.
[ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room.
[ ] Band is your favorite class.
[ ] You have been to band camp.
[x] You walk in step with all your friends.
[ ] You talk about band constantly.
[ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong. (never seen those movies)
[x] You hate rap music.
[ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year.
[x] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself.
[x] Your favorite jokes are band jokes.
[ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.
Total = 7

Thespian
[x] You have been in a school play.
[ ] You have seen a Broadway musical
[x] You like to act. (Just not in front of a large audience. Five people or less.)
[x] You have participated in a school play.
[ ] You have participated in a play outside of school.
[ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference.
[ ] You get ticked off when people make that thespian, "Did you say lesbian?" joke.
[x] You have done tech. (Currently, actually.)
[x] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props.
[ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical.
[ ] You have been to a cast party.
[ ] You are in a thespian troupe.
[ ] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs.
[ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are.
[ ] At one point in your life, you were obsessed with RENT.
[ ] You do not have a personal bubble.
[ ] You actually understand Shakespeare.
[x] You know how to put on stage make up.
[ ] You have been a lead.
[ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre.
Total = 6

Overachiever
[ ] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
[ ] You have a part-time job.
[ ] You have straight As.
[ ] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.
[ ] You do not procrastinate.
[ ] You have scored a 5 on an AP test.
[x] You do not have very much down time.
[ ] You are very organized.
[x] You always have a thousand things going on at once.
[x] You are in a relationship.
[ ] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School.
[ ] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions.
[ ] You are/were on Student Council.
[ ] You are/were the class president.
[ ] You are/were a class officer.
[ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.
[ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.
[x] People have told you that you didn't have a life.
[ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
[ ] You cry when you get anything lower than an A on anything.
Total = 4

Slacker
[ ] Your grades are slipping.
[x] You always wait until the last minute to do big projects. (I’m trying not to do that)
[x] You are an overall procrastinator.
[ ] You tend to do your homework when you're watching TV.
[ ] It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
[ ] You are often late to school/work.
[ ] You don't turn in a lot of your work.
[x] You spend the majority of your time watching TV, the computer or going on Myspace when you could be doing something more productive.
[x] You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer.
[x] You do not get out of your pajamas unless you have to leave the house.
[x] You could walk, but you'll just drive
[x] You have fallen asleep during class before.
[ ] Friends have called you lazy.
[ ] Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.
[ ] When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up.
[ ] You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
[ ] You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before.
Total = 7

Goth
[x] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things.
[x] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic.
[x] You think tattoos are hot.
[x] You think odd piercings are hot.
[ ] You don't get along with your parents.
[x] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color.
[ ] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes
[x] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death.
[x] You like to write dark poetry.
[x] You are into S&M.
[x] You have a pair of over sized black pants.
[x] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends.
[x] You listen to grunge.
[ ] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
[x] You smoke cigarettes.
[ ] You will only date other Goths.
[x] You don't really care what people think about you.
[x] Overly happy people scare you.
[ ] You like black makeup & nail polish best.
Total = 14

Nerd
[ ] You actually study for tests and quizzes.
[ ] You have straight As.
[x] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex.
[x] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo.
[x] You over analyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore.
[ ] Your mom buys your clothes for you.
[x] You actually answer the questions in class.
[ ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience.
[x] You miss school during the summer.
[ ] You wear your pants at your waist.
[ ] You prefer sweatpants to jeans.
[ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.
[ ] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed.
[x] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey.
[x] People always cheat off you during tests. (Well, they try to, that is.)
[ ] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day.
[x] You wear/should be wearing glasses.
Total = 8

Garage Band Junkie
[ ] You play the guitar
[ ] You have been in a garage band before.
[ ] You're still in a garage band.
[ ] You think your band is going to make it big someday.
[ ] You play shows almost weekly.
[ ] You play the drum set.
[ ] You sing vocals for a band.
[x] You write your own lyrics.
[ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones.
[ ] Your band has a myspace page.
[ ] You have been in multiple garage bands.
[ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice.
[ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands.
[ ] Your band has been signed.
[ ] You have taken guitar classes at school.
[ ] You have played at the same venue multiple times.
[x] You would rather make it big than have to go to college.
[x] You have musical talent. (To an extent.)
[ ] You have groupies.
[ ] You've made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.
Total = 3

Gangsta
[ ] You actually are black.
[ ] You know who the bloods and the crips are.
[ ] You wear do-rags.
[ ] You actually grew up in the ghetto.
[ ] You can freestyle.
[ ] You drive down the street blaring your music.
[ ] Your ride is pimped out with stereo boosts.
[ ] You can break dance.
[ ] You say "nigga" a lot.
[x] You talk too fast for people to understand you.
[ ] You are pretty chill with life.
[ ] You wear your jeans oversized and below your butt.
[ ] Old school rap is the best.
[ ] You know that Tupac will never die.
[ ] You wear bling.
[ ] You have/want a custom grill.
[ ] You have custom rims on your tires.
[ ] You are actually in a gang.
[ ] You are always big pimpin'.
Total = 1

Emo
[x] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo.
[x] You comb your hair over one of your eyes.
[ ] You flip your hair often.
[x] You have dark-rimmed glasses.
[x] You have hurt your self on purpose. (I was actually going through a pretty rough patch in my life when that was happening, but I don't do that anymore.)
[ ] If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight.
[x] You don't really smile too often.
[ ] You blog often.
[x] You never smile in pictures.
[ ] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate.
[ ] You're too much of a pussy to be a goth.
[x] You own a lot of band t-shirts.
[x] You go to a lot of shows.
[ ] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls.
[ ] It doesn't take very much to make you cry.
[ ] You have played all the Emo Games.
[x] You have worn black eyeliner before.
[ ] You own a bandana which you wear in your hair.
[x] You have dark hair.
[ ] You love the emo song.
[ ] You say stuff like "I feel like my heart's being ripped out" and all.
Total = 10

Skatepunk
[ ] You own/had a skateboard.
[ ] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school.
[ ] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding.
[ ] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines.
[ ] You have vandalized public property.
[ ] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before.
[ ] You have been yelled at for loitering.
[x] You have gotten in trouble with the cops.
[x] You listen to punk rock.
[x] Chicks on skateboards are hot.
[ ] You stick it to the man.
[ ] You own skater shoes.
[ ] You watch MTV2, not MTV.
[x] You enjoy crude humor.
[ ] Screw school, lets do crazy stuff.
[x] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk.
[ ] You pretty much live at the skate park.
[x] Hygiene does not concern you.
[x] Skater boys are attractive.
Total = 7

Metalhead
[x] Most people are scared of your music.
[x] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics.
[x] You hate emo kids.
[x] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before.
[ ] Slipknot isn't really metal.
[x] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre, particularly flamenco.
[x] You hate pop and rap. (Mostly just the rap crap.)
[x] You spend all your money on music-related stuff.
[x] Scene kids are fun to laugh at.
[ ] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands.
[x] You curse a lot.
[x] You can name at least five sub genres of metal.
[x] You wore black converses before they became emo.
[x] At least one of your favorite bands thinks they're Vikings.
[x] You also like classic rock, such as Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd.
[ ] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music.
Total = 13

So, I'm totally not goth. I like the metalhead option better. :D


...But Why Is the Rum Gone?

*slumps over from fatigue*


I Love This Song. Really... Bad Eggs.

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Full name: Meilo Zaborowski
Nickname(s): Mei
Occupation: Senior in high school
Age: 18
How old you appear: Some think I'm at least 21
Eye Color: Hazel (Brown+Green)
Glasses or contacts?: Glasses (Nearsighted)
Hair color and length: Mousey brown; shoulder length
Weight and height: 134lbs; 5ft 8in
Type of body (build): Lanky w/ lean muscle

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